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Tibbsy · (This post was last modified: 05-02-2010 08:46 AM by Tibbsy.)

Post your favorite Talladega Nights quotes here...

Tibbsy · 04-16-2010, 08:31 AM

Ricky Bobby: "Shake and Bake!"

Cal Naughton Jr: "Shake and Bake!"

When asked to put his fag out.
Reace Bobby: "It's alright darlin, I'm a volunteer fire-figher."

Franky · (This post was last modified: 04-16-2010 08:44 AM by Franky.)

Walker: "I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samuri."

Advert:
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Dave112 · 05-02-2010, 08:32 AM

Ricky Bobby: I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
He says it when he's being interviewed, uber! funny!

Tibbsy · 05-02-2010, 08:43 AM

Cal Naughten Jr: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says like I want to be formal but I'm here to party, because I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.

Lucius: "Well kiss my ass on Sunday!"

Franky · 05-13-2010, 05:50 AM

Walker: Dad, you made that grace your bitch!

Cal: I wet the bed till I was 19, there's no shame in that.

Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.

Tibbsy · 05-19-2010, 09:32 AM

Cal: I like to picture Jesus like with a giant eagle's wings, singing lead vocals for Leonard Skinner with an angel band. And I'm on the front row, hammered drunk.

Walker: I'm 10 years old but I'll kick your ass!

Texas Ranger: "I'll come at you like a spider monkey!"

Tibbsy · (This post was last modified: 04-18-2010 06:10 AM by Tibbsy.)

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