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Tibbsy · 04-15-2010, 06:40 AM

Feel free to post more funny Michael Scott quotes here.

Tibbsy · (This post was last modified: 04-16-2010 08:19 AM by Tibbsy.)

"Dwight! You ignorant sl*t!"

This has me in stitches every time I hear it. The episode was safety training, not sure which season? Michael was on the roof going to jump onto a bouncy castle in an attempt to illustrate how dangerous depression can really be.

Tibbsy · 04-16-2010, 08:20 AM

"Down-sizing is a bitch."

Tibbsy · 04-16-2010, 08:22 AM

"Will I tell them? No, as a Doctor you wouldn't tell a patient if they were dying of cancer."

Tibbsy · 04-16-2010, 08:23 AM

"People I respect, heros of mine: Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, Bono and probably God would be the forth one."

Franky · (This post was last modified: 05-10-2010 01:09 AM by Franky.)

"You wouldn't arrest a guy for delivering drugs from one person to another."

"...Thats what she said!"

Tibbsy · 05-15-2010, 03:45 AM

When hugging Phillis...

"I'm not worried, you know what? the only thing I am worried about is that I'm getting a boner! Good work today everybody."

Funniest Office quote ever!!!!

"I'm an early bird and I'm also a night owl, so I'm wise and I have worms... no."

Tibbsy · 05-15-2010, 04:38 AM

"There's a basic principle in real-estate, it's kinda common sense, you should never be the best looking person in the development, because if you are, then there's nowhere to go but down."

Tibbsy · 06-07-2010, 01:07 AM

These are not my shoes

Tibbsy · 06-07-2010, 03:32 AM

In our society black people can go to jail for anything.

Tibbsy · 06-13-2010, 07:13 AM

A boss's salary isn't just about money, it's about perks, for example every year I get a $100 gas card... you can't put a price tag on that.

Tibbsy · 06-13-2010, 07:56 AM

I need two guys on this one... that's what she said!