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[Steve]

"What ever!, I'll do what I want!"

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[Steve]

"I have programmed Tivo to record over 50 hours of the History Channel, when Tivo is full, both Tivo and I will be dropped into the water combining our electro-whatever-fields and sending me into a flash back of history."

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[Tibbsy]

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation to increase the population."

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[Tibbsy]

"Your family is black Token, you are bound to have a bass guitar somewhere in your basement."

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[Tibbsy]

"I'm killing you, but unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while... Don't fight it Kyle, it'll only take longer, just slip into sweet unconsciousness."

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[Tibbsy]

"Kyle! I swear if I didn't have a guys hand up my ass I would leap across the room and kick you in the NUTS!"

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[Tibbsy]

"Handle it? For two billion dollars I would handle my grandpa's balls sir."

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[Tibbsy]

(Talking about Rob Reiner.)

"Isn't he awesome you guys? Dude, he just goes round imposing his will on people, he's my idle."

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[Franky]

"Hello Ma'am, we are going around town offering a snow shovelling service, would you like your driveway and sidewalks shovelled for eight thousand dollars?"

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"Ooh ouch! Ma'am let go of that tight grip you have on my balls, you are breaking my balls Ma'am."

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"Not visit Mr Jefferson anymore? Well excuse my french Mrs Marsh but you can suck my fat hairy balls."

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"F**K off Whistling Whilly, I'm not in the mood."

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"You just dealt with the Dowg, bitch!"

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[Franky]

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."

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[Tibbsy]

"Aaargh yeah, hallo please, ching chong ping pow!"

Season 12 - The China Problem

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[Tibbsy]

"Whats up, whats up, I crapped on your desk dowg, whats up with that?"

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"Just like the victims of breast cancer there is something I would like to get off my chest."

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[Tibbsy]

I hate democrats!