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"One word, two syllables: Demarkation!"

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I am fast, to give you a reference point, I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose... and a panther.

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I know everything about films, I watched over 240 of them.

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I grew up on a farm, I have seen animals doing it in every position imaginable... a goat on a chicken, a chicken on a goat, couple of chickens doing a goat with a couple of pigs watching.